This might sound crazy but...

I blew off my shrink appointment this morning because it was raining outside and I didn't want to get out bed, so I'm just going to show up tomorrow at the same time and pretend they got the day wrong.

Source: http://www.prettyinthecity.com/blog/2010/10/1/this-might-sound-crazy-but.html

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