Pet Tags

Man, I'm so irritated.

I just received four pets tags that I ordered for Bev and Mary Margaret (two for Brooklyn and two for LA) and they're all messed up. Not only did they leave off the "Margaret" on Mary Margaret's tags, but the text isn't centered correctly and runs off the right side on all four of them. (The last letter of the address is cut in half.) The tags themselves are also ugly. The edges aren't smoothed out... they look like someone just cut them from a piece of sheet metal and called it a day.

So anyway, I got them this morning on my way to Starbucks (yesterday's mail), so while I was there, I started drafting a strongly-worded letter in my head, like what I was going to say to these people when I sent them back.

And then I saw it.

In tiny print on the bottom of the invoice it said, "Our handicapped employees appreciate your order."

So now I can't send them back. If I did I'd be a total asshole.

I'm just going to order new ones from someplace else. Any recommendations?

Source: http://www.prettyinthecity.com/blog/2011/5/8/pet-tags.html

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Kendall Jenner?s Fabulous New Modeling Shoot

She?s definitely coming into her own as a superstar, and Kendall Jenner shines brightly in a newly-released photo shoot.

In one of the pictures posted on KendallandKylie.com, the ?Keeping Up with the Kardashians? babe looks simply stunning in a sparkly silver gown and curly coif.

Jenner also showed off her posing abilities in an array of new formal dress getups from designer Sherri Hill?s latest collection.

Kendall blogged, "I had the most amazing photo shoot this weekend. We shot over two days and I got to wear the most gorgeous prom dresses and work with a really great team."

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/kendall-jenner/kendall-jenner%E2%80%99s-fabulous-new-modeling-shoot-538343

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Heidi Klum & Gisele Bundchen in the July/August issue of GQ Russia magazine

They?re both easy on the eyes, and Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen are featured in the July/August issue of GQ Russia magazine. The ?Project Runway? stunner appears on the cover, looking super sexy as she covers her topless torso with her hands. Meanwhile, Ms. Bundchen goes for the birthday suit look inside the issue, maintaining her modesty with a strategic pose. Additionally, Gisele is on four different covers of the July issue of Vogue Brazil magazine, showing her impressive modeling range. [gallery=762]

Source: http://www.celebritygossiphollywood.com/models/heid-klum/heidi-klum-gisele-bundchen-in-the-julyaugust-issue-of-gq-russia-magazine/

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Kim Kardashian Jam (Turn it Up) Music Video Leaked

Kim Kardashian?s Jam (Turn It Up) music video is all over the place. Considering it looks like it could be a preview for her sex tape, I can see why. Well, Kim Kardashian is no strange to getting sweaty and showing her butt off. Literally. Girlfriend has built her name up starting with a sex tape. Not many socialites can do that, but boy do they try. The clip in the video posted below if from Kim?s Jam (Turn It Up) single and music video, which was recorded last year but flopped. Something tells me it is going to make a comeback. Kim rolls around all wet, with her famous assets on display in a pair of tiny pink booty shorts and a very low white tank top. And the lyrics fit right in with today?s pop music, ?Turn me up, turn me up. Turn me, turn me, turn me up? In fact, that may already be a song. Her sister Khloe was quick to jump to her sister?s defense saying, ?The song was for charity; it wasn’t for her to have a recording deal. [It was] something she just wanted to be for herself and for fun, so the [...]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RightCelebrity/~3/hQiGHfH2pPA/

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'Arrested Development' Alum Judy Greer Joins 'Two and a Half Men'

Ashton Kutcher isn't the only new face coming to Two and a Half Men! New reports say actress Judy Greer will play Kutcher's ex-wife on on the upcoming season of the CBS hit.

The Arrested Development alum (she played the hilarious character Kitty Sanchez, who was George Bluth Sr.'s assistant/mistress) has been cast as the former wife of Kutcher's depressed character Walden Schmidt, EW.com reports. You could say the entire new plot line has her to blame.

In the new season (CBS, Mondays, 9 p.m. ET, starting Sept. 19), we meet Schmidt, an Internet billionaire who buys the recently deceased Charlie Harper's (Charlie Sheen) beach house. He's emotionally distraught over the breakup of his marriage to Greer, so he begs Alan (Jon Cryer) and Jake (Angus T. Jones) to keep living in the house... with him.

Although there are no specifics about Greer's new recurring character, she will likely pop up at least as often as Alan's on-screen ex (Marin Hinkle), in about every other episode. The show will be somewhat familiar territory for Greer, 36, who played a minor character named Myra (who naturally slept with the womanizing Charlie) in two Men episodes back in 2007. Of course, it's possible her new character will have no connection to that two-episode arc.

Greer is a primetime comedy veteran. In addition to playing the boobs-flashing Kitty, she voices the hypersexual secretary Cheryl on FX's adult animated comedy Archer, starred in CBS' short-lived comedy Mad Love last season, and has appeared on more than two dozen shows in the past 14 years. Movie fans will also recognize her from her memorable supporting roles in 27 Dresses, 13 Going on 30, Love and Other Drugs and The Village.

Source: http://www.ivillage.com/arrested-development-alum-judy-greer-joins-two-and-half-men/1-a-377606

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'Hunger Games' Director Gary Ross Answers Fans' Burning Questions

Gary Ross gets that you're excited for "The Hunger Games." That's why he took some time off from filming to chat with us at MTV News about the questions you most want to have answered about the currently filming movie.


What are the scenes that Ross is most excited to film? How much training did Jennifer [...]

Source: http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2011/08/30/hunger-games-teaser-gary-ross-2/

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Daniel Radcliffe's 'Woman In Black' Trailer: Seriously Creepy

'Harry Potter' vet's new horror-flick footage might be clichéd, but that doesn't mean it's not effective.
By Eric Ditzian and Josh Wigler

Daniel Radcliffe in "The Woman in Black"
Photo: Alliance Films

If the teaser trailer for Daniel Radcliffe's "The Woman in Black" surprised us in April with just how darn creepy it was (as opposed to the more thriller-driven supernatural story we were expecting), the new, full trailer has opened our eyes to the full, horror-heavy potential of the actor's first post-"Harry Potter" role.

Our eyes are open, sure, but they also closed, admittedly, once or six times, as we took in viewing after viewing of the footage in preparation for our latest trailer commentary. Hit "Play" on the video to watch along with us, and then read on for a deeper dive into the action, which begins with a seriously eerie silence.

From there, it must be said, the trailer incorporates a whole lot of familiar horror-movie tropes. The first is those creepy children. Not only do we get creepy kids, we get creepy kids delivering narration in rhymes. It might be clichéd, but that doesn't mean it's not effective. And it's good to see Radcliffe taking on material that truly forces him to step outside the Quidditch pitch.

Between "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" on Broadway, then "The Woman in Black" and fare like "All Quiet on the Western Front," the 22-year-old actor isn't shying away from less-poppy projects. That's all part of his plan: different material, no break after his decade-long "Potter" run.

"If I had been taking some time off and not doing stuff, I think the temptation in terms of the media and the public, to a certain extent, is [that] if you don't hear from a child star for a while, you can kind of condemn them to the been-and-gone pile," Radcliffe told MTV News in the spring. "I wanted to make sure that didn't happen."

We haven't, however, gotten to see much of his creative range in any of the "Woman in Black" trailers. What we have seen is that he's excellent at staring at things. In the new footage, he stares from carriages, out windows, in mansions, and just kind of longingly off into the distance. Perhaps Radcliffe has been taking some lessons from Derek Zoolander. Hey, if he can just stare at things for the next 20 years, he's guaranteed a career.

Halfway through the trailer, we find ourselves facing another horror movie cliché: bloody writing on the wall. Listen up, people! If you ever find bloody writing on a wall, get the hell out of there! If this moment occurs, say, 20 minutes into the movie, the entire thing should be 25 minutes long, with the last five minutes devoted to a single uncut shot of Radcliffe fleeing as fast as his little legs will take him.

Yet this literal writing-on-the-wall gives us the biggest — or, really, the only — peek into the film's plot, which the trailer, to its credit, doesn't deeply explore. Here's what we already know: Based on a 1983 novel by Susan Hill, the story follows Radcliffe's Arthur Kipps, a young lawyer dispatched to sort out a recently deceased client's affairs, only to discover the nearby town is haunted by the ghost of a scorned woman. So does the bloody writing relate to the past, scorn-producing events? To someone speaking from beyond the grave? Possibly to Radcliffe himself?

There are many different ways to interpret it. Many interpretations, yes, but only one conclusion: Run, Harry, run! But run, clearly, he does not do soon enough, as the trailer ends with Radcliffe coming dangerously close to a demonic-looking woman. Is this the woman in black? Well, it's a woman and she's wearing black. And she has those blacked-out eyes, a nod to a photo earlier in the trailer, featuring a family with scratched-out eyes. So, for now, we'll keep an open mind on everything except this: "Woman in Black" looks pretty damn scary.

Now, we'll open our eyes. Please excuse us while we go throw up.

Check out everything we've got on "The Woman in Black."

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Source: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1669407/daniel-radcliffe-woman-in-black-trailer.jhtml

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